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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Top Ten Surprises In George W. Bush's State Of The Union Address
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Wore a "Hillary in 2008" T-shirt
Unveiled plan for botched invasion of Iran
Vowed to end America's dependence on foreign films
20-minute presentation on why "The O.C." shouldn't be canceled
More than once, he turned and kissed Nancy Pelosi on the mouth
When he said "Times are tough. That's why when I need a little pick-me-up I reach for a Snickers!"
Concluded policy proposal with a rousing "Deal or No Deal?"
Announced intelligence reports suggest there is a veal shank under the pantsuit
For viewers who have HDTV, he was 17% Bushier
Showed up late explaining he was watching "Idol"
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Entire first half was devoted to "Dreamgirls" Best Picture snub

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Announced Social Security will remain solvent only if Indianapolis covers the spread in the Super Bowl

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Halfway through, he took a 5-minute "Fish stick break"

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When he milked applause by holding his hand to his ear, like Hulk Hogan

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Delivered speech with his puppet friend Splinters

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